a handkerchief sandwich

If you don’t like Rprattz, or at least find him hilarious, you are dead to me.

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youths:foreheadtittaes | offyougoapparently | mattie:

The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

#lol i love how much robert pattinson hates his life

Official Eclipse trailer. I’m not sure how I feel about it.

A few things:

• That McQueen dress was meant for models and models only.
• Kristen, your facial expression— is that for real?
• I really hope this isn’t for something as reputable as Harper’s Bazaar.

daslava:somuchsass:Robert Pattinson in the new GQ

Is there anything you wish you’d gotten to talk about in this interview?

“Okay,” he says. Deep breath. “I fucked Joe Jonas.”

Someone needs to send me a copy of this ASAP.

I feel like I’m 12 again.

He kills me. His interviews are always full of the most random, hilarious tidbits.

I’m so sad RPrattz cut his hair. It should always look like this.