a handkerchief sandwich

All I have done the past week and a half is drink, drink, drink. And between a Secret Santa exchange party on Wednesday, the Insight Bowl on Friday and New Years Eve on Saturday, I’m guessing next week will be no different.

So Merry Christmas, Vodka. You are apparently my best friend this holiday season.

This is me circa ten minutes ago. My undereye circles are even more ridiculous than normal, because I  haven’t been able to get a good night’s sleep since before I left for New York. 

Anyway, since we’re both going to be busy tomorrow, I took my mom out for Mother’s Day today. We went to one of my favorite LA restaurants, Home, for lunch and then to Yogurtland for dessert. Even though we spend a lot of time together, it was nice to get out of the house, sit outside and actually talk over a good meal (that she didn’t have to cook). 

I said I wasn’t going to go out, but I can’t… not… so here I am in my Cinco de Mayo earrings and damp hair, ready to rage.

natalieroper:

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fuckyeahlost: LOST Valentine’s Day, part two of five.

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fuckyeah-jonkortajarena: Jon’s been Christmastized.

Someone please, PLEASE find me this dress for New Year’s Eve.

It’s been almost a full week of being sick, and I am not any better. I really thought if I stayed at home and rested as much as I could, I would be able to go out for Halloween at least one of the nights. But my throat is killing me right now, and I doubt it will be better tomorrow. I am so, so bummed. 

But on a very happy note, IOWA KICKED MICHIGAN’S STATE’S ASS TODAY. 37-6! I was hoping for a shutout, but I’ll take it.

-bornthisway: Vinny & Ronnie as Snooki & Pauly D

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I look ridic with my hair still wet, but I’m showing off my American pride via blue eyeliner and red earrings. Now I’m going to go hang out with an Asian, a Mexican and an Armenian. Melting Pot, Ya’ll.