a handkerchief sandwich

All I have done the past week and a half is drink, drink, drink. And between a Secret Santa exchange party on Wednesday, the Insight Bowl on Friday and New Years Eve on Saturday, I’m guessing next week will be no different.

So Merry Christmas, Vodka. You are apparently my best friend this holiday season.

fuckyeah-jonkortajarena: Jon’s been Christmastized.

And a happy new year.

aliszoob:stargazinglily: (via fuckyeahhlove)

youths: humanbehaviors

youths:fuckyeahhousemd:

House: Take off that hat.
Wilson: It’s Christmas, it’s a reindeer.
House: It’s a moose. On a Jew.

Bob Dylan, “Here Comes Santa Claus” (via dailydoseofdylan)

Bob Dylan makes any Christmas merry.

Sufjan Stevens, “Come On! Let’s Boogey to the Elf Dance!” (via indierawk)

Tie up your boots, jump off the ladder
Pack up your clothes, nothing’s the matter
Mistletoe hangs, up in the bedroom
Your sister’s bangs, she cut them herself
Santa is here, sleigh bells are ringing
Twenty-one elves, they are all singing
K-Mart is closed, so is the bakery
Everyone’s at home, watching TV

St. Vincent, “Jesus Saves, I Spend” (via indierawk)

The New Pornographers, “The Spirit Of Giving” (via indierawk)

Overcome with the holiday spirit
Mark says the herald angels won’t hear it
And remember the wolves that you run with are wolves
Don’t forget