a handkerchief sandwich

tommypom:

Jeri’s monkey and i were chilling at tumblr just waiting for some passerby’s to give us pets.

Madeline Kahn in Clue

“Sometimes what I wouldn’t give to have us sitting in a bar again at 9:00 a.m. telling lies to one another, far from God.” - Denis Johnson (...

hemsworthss:

favourite photoshoot of Chris Evans (asked by benargole)

my new wallet. (Taken with instagram)

inside. it came with that mustache sticker to put on the outside of the i.d. slot! (Taken with instagram)

I was thinking about going to workout. But instead I’m probably just going to get fucked on Shock Tops and painkillers in my car and spend the...

Too poor for pants and full-length tights.