December 2009
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Dec 31st
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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ListenMiley Cyrus (as Hannah Montana), “Rock...
Dec 29th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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I hate when a former ~fling updates their photos on facebook and you see that they are still as hot as ever , but it doesn’t matter because they’re all the way up in San Francisco and you are all the way down in LA. He has new photos up WITH HIS DOG. I am melting. Dear _____, move back to LA, please.
Dec 27th
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“Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell.”
– Aldous Huxley
Dec 27th
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it's only money, honey
singularcharm:telematics: In December, a month in which 62 percent of Americans are planning to support charities for the Holiday season, The Daily Beast undertook an extensive study on the effects of celebrity on charities. Looking at the 50 biggest celebrities allied with a nonprofit, either as a member of its board or advisory committee, an ambassador, or the face of a campaign, The Daily...
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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1. Get enough food to eat, and eat it. 2. Find a place to sleep where it is quiet, and sleep there. 3. Reduce intellectual and emotional noise until you arrive at the silence of yourself, and listen to it. 4. —Richard Brautigan, “Karma Repair Kit: Items 1-4”
Dec 26th
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Merry Christmas, you flithy animals!
And a happy new year.
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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ListenBob Dylan, “Here Comes Santa Claus”...
Dec 26th
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ListenSufjan Stevens, “Come On! Let’s Boogey to...
Dec 26th
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ListenSt. Vincent, “Jesus Saves, I Spend”...
Dec 26th
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ListenThe New Pornographers, “The Spirit Of...
Dec 26th
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Overly sensitive people are ridiculous. Calm down, psychos. Just because you don’t think it’s funny, doesn’t mean I can’t see why someone else would laugh at it.
Dec 25th
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“There lies the beauty: I’m done with thinking. All it ever did was make me...”
– Linda Yablonsky, The Story of Junk
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Florida man exonerated after 35 years behind bars →
BARTOW, Fla. – James Bain used a cell phone for the first time Thursday, calling his elderly mother to tell her he had been freed after 35 years behind bars for a crime he did not commit. Mobile devices didn’t exist in 1974, the year he was sentenced to life in prison for kidnapping a 9-year-old boy and raping him in a nearby field. Neither did the sophisticated DNA testing that officials...
Dec 18th
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I’d never been in love. Never even for a moment. I adored, kissed, lusted after, and cared for many women. I dated, kissed, had sex with; I waited for, stood by, and wanted. But I had never been like those deer that moved together through the woods, keeping each other company as a matter of course. I’d never been attached by the sense of smell and warmth and security. I once read in a...
Dec 17th
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He liked to hear the first cuckoo of spring then write to The Times. I’d usually heard it days before him but I never let on. -Carol Ann Duffy, excerpt from “from Mrs. Tiresias”
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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“It’s just a penis, right? Probably no worse for you than smoking.”
– David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Snooki’s twitter was wrong, and the punch is not going to be until next week. This is actually good news for me, since I missed last night’s episode. I’m actually excited to spend a Friday night in trying to nurse myself back to health, because I have so much television to catch up on. Blah, blah, blah, I watch too much TV.
Dec 11th
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Thanks to being sick, I rolled out of bed today for just a few hours and only to watch the finales of Top Chef and The Ruins. I sadly have to go back to work tomorrow, but once home I plan to do little more than sleep and watch Jersey Shore. Tomorrow is the episode where the precious Snooki aka Queen of the Guidettes gets punched in the face by some douchebag meathead at a bar. I hope the guidos...
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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CBS cancels another daytime drama, "As the World... →
NEW YORK – CBS canceled As the World Turns on Tuesday, putting the company that coined the phrase “soap operas” out of the business of making daytime dramas for the first time in 76 years. “As the World Turns” has been on the air since 1956 and televised its 13,661st episode Tuesday. Its last episode will be next September, the network said. This is not good news for the...
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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I’ve had zero time to update lately, but that will hopefully change very soon.
Dec 5th